{"id":1212160,"date":"2026-10-05T14:55:04","date_gmt":"2026-10-05T14:55:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/madeiraisland.news\/?p=1212160"},"modified":"2026-10-05T15:00:37","modified_gmt":"2026-10-05T15:00:37","slug":"estepilha-a-chamada-que-fez-cr7-querer-fugir-em-satira","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/madeiraisland.news\/?p=1212160","title":{"rendered":"Estepilha, A chamada que fez CR7 querer fugir (em s\u00e1tira)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>AF! Cristiano Ronaldo estava prestes a entrar no campo de treino em Copenhaga, concentrado no jogo contra a Dinamarca, quando o telefone tocou: era Lu\u00eds Montenegro. O astro pensou logo no pior: \u201cVai pedir-me dinheiro para tapar o buraco do d\u00e9fice.\u201d Mas, para surpresa de CR7, o primeiro-ministro queria era que ele fizesse um pedido\u2026 [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AF! Cristiano Ronaldo estava prestes a entrar no campo de treino em Copenhaga, concentrado no jogo contra a Dinamarca, quando &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"Estepilha, A chamada que fez CR7 querer fugir (em s\u00e1tira)\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"https:\/\/madeiraisland.news\/?p=1212160#more-1212160\" aria-label=\"Read more about Estepilha, A chamada que fez CR7 querer fugir (em s\u00e1tira)\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":260,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1212160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-madeira-island-news","infinite-scroll-item","masonry-post","generate-columns","tablet-grid-50","mobile-grid-100","grid-parent","grid-33"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/madeiraisland.news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1212160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/madeiraisland.news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/madeiraisland.news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madeiraisland.news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/260"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madeiraisland.news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1212160"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/madeiraisland.news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1212160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1212161,"href":"https:\/\/madeiraisland.news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1212160\/revisions\/1212161"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/madeiraisland.news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1212160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madeiraisland.news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1212160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madeiraisland.news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1212160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}